Wade into My serene waters…

Traits I seek in a prospective submissive:

Emotional intelligence;

Enthusiastic supportiveness of My personal goals;

The capacity to experience vicarious joy with Me as I grow and thrive;

A willingness to go above and beyond to please, surprise, and delight Me;

A deep appreciation for the depth of My creativity, wisdom, and experience… as well as My inimitable blend of kink and nerdism;

…and copious precum!

If this stirs within you a certain yearning, and a sense of recognition, of being seen for who you are and all you can be…

…Then it’s time to step forward, toy.

Take a moment to sit down and still your mind, and get in touch with your deepest submissive desires. As you proceed through My compatibility assessment questionnaire, allow your Truth to reveal itself, rather than chasing the “right” answer. There are no wrong answers, if you’re honest with yourself and with Me.

Not quite ready yet? Dip a toe in first…

By what name and diminutive title do you prefer to be called? *

First

Last

On what site did you first discover Me, and what was your username there? (Chaturbate, IWantClips, Twitter, etc.?) *

First

Last

List a method of contact. (Discord username preferred.) *

Are you over 18? Do you understand the importance of consent and trust, and value them as bedrock principles of BDSM? Do you appreciate the importance of aftercare? *

Yes, yes, and yes, Sir
Naw, block me

Tell Me about your prior experience with kink, and past experiences/content which made that liability between your thighs hard enough to break the Mohs scale. *

What does service look like to you? Describe your past experiences serving in ways which felt satisfying and fulfilling. What makes you feel validated as a submissive? *

Any other existing niche interests, fascinations, or addictions?

Talk to Me about your hard limits. (If you unironically answer "no limits," I'll roll My eyes and assume you're inexperienced - and much, much less imaginative than I am!) *

My hard limits include but are not limited to: misogyny, ageplay, raceplay, mutilation, and involvement of other people or animals. You will never in a thousand years never see Me naked.

How do you feel about orgasm control and chastity?

Experienced chastity slut! I consent to a week+ denied or locked.
Have dabbled in chastity/denial, but don't want to be denied or locked for more than a few days.
Curious to experiment with chastity/denial, but still need to eventually cum within the same day.
Not interested in chastity, denial during session is fun as long as there's a final release at the end.
Oof, not for me!

Sweet [gentle/sensual/nurturing] -> Spicy [cruel/humiliating/degrading]

Selected Value: 0

There's no one-size-fits-all approach! Talk to Me about your favorite flavors, and the general "vibe" you're craving.

Mundane [no mind play/effects] -> Surreal [hypnotic/mindfucky]

Selected Value: 5

Do you prefer to stay grounded? Or do you crave to feel the rush of your mind melting away?

Don't Hurt Me -> Hurt Me Plenty

Selected Value: 0

Quantify your enjoyable pain tolerance. Assume 0 means "hard nope" and 5 means "hurt me plenty" (yes, of *course* it's a Doom reference).

Humorous -> Somber

Selected Value: 0

My natural inclination is towards playful irreverence, a bit tongue-in-cheek. Would it break your immersion if a salty joke or well-crafted insult made you giggle?

What depth/intensity of D/S relationship are you potentially seeking? *

A Passing Comet: Fetish-forward. A session and a brief chat here and there.
Orbiting My Event Horizon: Lifestyler recognizes lifestyler. Sessions every week or two, physical or mental keyholding, check-ins throughout the week, chats about mutual interests, gaming sessions, etc.
Spaghettified Inside My Gravity Well: Feel the true grip of My velvet talons. Sessions once or twice per week, 24/7 orgasm control, with strict edging tasks to be completed daily, including content loops to build addiction. Physical or mental keyholding, deep conversations about relationships/kink/life, sex therapy. (This is an online version of My real life good boi toi training program.)

Talk to Me about your hopes and expectations. (This can include aspects of yourself you wish to improve with My guidance.) *

Speaking frankly, I am fortunate to have everything I want. I own My own house on a few acres, and I've kept two cherished real life domestic subs for the past 17 and 10 years. I am absolutely spoiled, cooked for and cleaned up after, surprised and delighted by gifts and acts of service regularly, and all of My bills are paid. How will you contribute to My joy, peace, and contentment? What will you bring to My life that I don't already have in abundance? What makes you unique? *

Tell Me as much about yourself as you yearn for Me to know. This is exactly as broad as it sounds!

How much can you comfortably spend on Me weekly? (I will respect your stated financial boundaries, and will merely trim the proverbial fat, without ever cutting you more deeply to the bone than you can bear.) *